remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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