So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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