Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Blow job season was short but glorious.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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