theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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