It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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