I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
