I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
i think im in europe. pls send help
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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