Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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