Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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