After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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