you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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