He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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