Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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