TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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