: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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