I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
