please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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