Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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