Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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