The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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