I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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