I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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