You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
