North Korea, Best Korea!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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