I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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