Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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