when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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