Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I see more hoeing in ur future
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