I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just forgot I was standing up.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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