if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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