Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The feeling are messing with the penis
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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