I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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