I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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