I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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