you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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