I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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