SEEEEXXX PLEASE
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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