I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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