so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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