who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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