Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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