I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I can't turn off my feet"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
