Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
