if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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