Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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