I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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