you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
