She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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