There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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