And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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