so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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