so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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