Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
wow bdsm is so cute
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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