Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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