I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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